You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me, Bruins Fans

My five-year old niece didn’t cry this much when I blew off her pony’s face with my shotgun:

I’m no Canes’ fan, but jeezus, after seeing alleged “hockey player” Zdeno Chara go down like he got shot after an inconsequential love tap on the ankle from Jussi Jokinen, I’m starting to have serious questions about Boston’s ability to beat a real opponent. Also, if you’re rolling around the ice like a little biznatch, at least make sure the injury you’re faking has some correlation to the place where your bastardly opponent lightly tapped you.